The Haka or the playing?
Be eaten by a shark or hundreds of paranhas?
Drown to death or be burnt to death?
Have chillies to wipe your eyes or grater toilet roll?
Short or long sleeves?
Wedding dress or going put dress?
Which wedding dress?
Which is more cute?
Which is cuter?
Fake nails or non fake french manicure?
Fat or thin?
Which one would you buy?